A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical 
looking parrots on a perch and says:
“The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars”.
“Why, does the parrot cost so much” asks the first man.
The owner says, “Well the parrot knows how to use a computer”.
The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question
“What can it do?”
To which the owner replies “To be honest, I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!”.
Logic!
A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little inquisitive.
`Why do we have two humps?` asked the son. `That is so that we can go for days and weeks without water. We can store it in the humps.`
`Why do we have very long eye lashes?`
`That,` he was told, `is to protect the eyes from the sand in a sand storm.`
`And why do we have bulbous looking feet?`
`That is so that we can travel twice as fast through the desert.` `Dad,` asked the young camel, `what the hell are we doing in this zoo?`
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