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The Boss
Parrot The Boss
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says:
“The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars”.
“Why, does the parrot cost so much”...

Smart Comparison
Who is the Smarter?
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter:
First woman : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.
Second woman :...

Who is the Mightiest?
Animal Joke: Who is the Mightiest?
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey says, “You are,...
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